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There was a "Gala" for George Bush in San Jose yesterday, where the
Governor of California hosted and Bob Hope was one of the speakers.  I
heard this quote on the radio (paraphrased then as now):

"George is always prepared, always ready.  In fact, He was ready for
Pearl Harbor three months before it happened!"

	-- Allan Pratt, Atari Corp.

[ Here's an editor's own contribution!  George Bush recently explained
his mistake about Pearl Harbour by stating he was simply practicing for
a job as a U.S. Boxing coach in the Olympics. ]

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