A few years ago, the U of Utah newspaper starting printing BYU co-ed jokes. They have gotten quite complex lately, but most cover the ideas that BYU co-eds are large, ugly, starved for dates, and looking for husbands [it is said that most BYU girls go there to get their "MRS degree" :-) ]. Examples:
A BYUG was walking beside the road and nobody would stop for her. She decided she would have better luck if she took her clothes off. This turned out to be a bad idea; several minutes later a motorcycle gang passed on the highway. They dragged her off into a canyon at the side of the road and gang-dressed her.
Did you hear about the man who swerved to miss a BYUG in the street last week and didn't make it? He ran out of gas.
Did you hear about the new BYUG doll? You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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