A strange thing happened to me the other day when I went to Alpha Beta. As I was in the check-out line, I noticed a woman staring at me. She asked me if my name was Earnest. I said, "No, it isn't." She said I looked just like her long lost son, whose name was Earnest. I said that I was very sorry to hear that. She showed me a picture of him and there was some resemblance. She then asked me: Do you mind if I call you Earnest? I replied: Well yes, I do. I said to myself: What is this woman doing? As she stepped out, I notice her waiting for me. So when I stepped out, she mumbled something but I just kept going. She started yelling: wait! I quickly put my groceries in the car and as I was getting into the drivers seat, she began pulling on my leg, just like I'm pulling yours.