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Elvis [rec.humor.funny]

Elvis

rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius)
Carnegie Mellon
(topical, funny)

Sorry guys, but there is now definitive, undeniable proof that Elvis is, indeed, dead.

He was registered to vote in Chicago.

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