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	God and Lucifer were sitting out on the patio, and God noticed that
	his best friend was kind of down in the dumps.  God tried a few of
	His better jokes, but the best Lucifer could work up was a weak
	smile.  God freshened Lucifer's drink with a little Old Thunderbolt,
	but all he got in return was a subdued, "Thanks, Big Guy."  God tried
	a few card tricks, a little magic, a bit of the old razza-ma-tazz,
	but his buddy just wouldn't crack a smile.

	Finally, in desperation, God said, "This one takes a little while to
	work up, but just be patient, and I know I can cheer you up, Red."
	Lucifer responded despondently, "Go ahead, but I don't think it's much
	use; the fire just seems to have gone out of things for me."
	
	So God said, "Let there be light!" ...
	
	Lucifer hasn't stopped laughing since.

Kent, the man from xanth.

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