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Vatican says It's OK to believe in aliens

vandam@qualcomm.com (Van Dam, Damon)
(originalsmirk, sexual, offense=Catholics)

I just read that the Vatican says It's OK to believe in aliens.

>From Yahoo news:

In an interview headlined "The extraterrestrial is my brother," by the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes said that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom, he said.

I bet the rumor that aliens also like to anally probe people made the Cathlic Priests feel like they were brothers, too.

(I'll take my express ticket to Hell now.)


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