A middle-aged wife looked out of her window and saw her husband with a kite. He threw it in the air, it floated, then wobbled, and crashed into the ground. Again and again, he threw it; it wobbled and crashed into the ground.
Thnking that men are very incompentent sometimes, she called out to her husband, "What you need is a piece of tail!"
Husband replied, "Make up your mind. Yesterday you told me to go fly a kite!"
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