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After receiving, for what must be the hundredth time, the canonical light bulb joke list, I came up with this:

Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.

A' : One: to award a billion dollar sole-source contract with
Halliburton to replace it.

A'': thirty-eight: One to say that no one could have foreseen the
bulb's burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the President's
bulb-changing program is working well, and thirty-five to go out on talk
shows to accuse the Democrats of being weak on light, and one to deny rumors
that it's still dark in there.

A''': sixty: thirty to bribe staffers to write letters telling
everyone how wonderful it is to sit in the dark, and thirty more to bribe
newspaper editors to publish those letters.

A'''': The Administration will defend its policy of warrant-less
surveillance of all Americans suspected of supporting foreign terrorist
bulbs entering this country .

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