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Obviously, Vice President Cheney's latest adventure has people talking, and here are the quickies that I've received. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: marcslists@optonline.net
>Subject: Who did he shoot?

I read the headling "Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter" to my wife. She asked "Who did he shoot." I answered "some rich Texas lawyer."

Without hesitation, she said: "Shame he's not hunting with Scalia any more."

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>From: drdweiss@cox.net (david weiss)
>Subject: hmmmmm

Tough week for the administration. Scandals. Leaks. Sagging poll numbers.

They deserve a break. I suggest Bush and Cheney take time off. Go hunting....

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>From: hinermad@verizon.net (David Hinerman)
>Subject: Do whatever you want...

The president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has announced that his nation will comply fully with the United Nations' requirements for regular inspections of Iran's nuclear power program. Iran has resisted such inspections recently and vowed to continue its nuclear development work in secrecy, causing Western nations to worry that Iran was developing atomic weapons.

"We have contacted the inspectors and invited them to inspect any facility, at any time, and to seal or even remove any equipment or documents they feel are not in keeping with the United Nations' demands." said the president. "Our only request is that they convey a message to United States Vice President Richard Cheney, that there are no quail in Iran."

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>From: tove@infinet.com (Tove Momerathsson)
>Organization: Conceptual Frameworkers Union, Local #89
>Subject: Well, Dick?

By now everybody knows that Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a hunting companion with a load of birdshot while on a quail-hunting trip in Texas.

And this has brought Americans together like never before. Red state and blue state alike, we're all thinking the same thing: "Dick, that was a lawyer. Why didn't you fire the second barrel?"

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>From: nicoleburgessfranklin@yahoo.com (Nicole Burgess)
>Subject: The Rules

This evening, Yahoo! news featured an article entitled "Cheney Violates Cardinal Rule of Hunting."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident_35;_ylt=AhWwLBNevjJapHCBvy5rNA5qP0AC;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

For those of you who do not hunt, that rule is "Don't shoot guys in the face."

I hope this clears up any confusion.

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