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An elderly couple is laying in bed after a party to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. Some of guests at the party are sleeping over in the same house.
Says the husband to his wife, "Remember, honey, 50 years ago, on our wedding night? I even cut my finger so that everyone thought you were still a virgin!"
She responds, "And what? Do you want me to blow my nose in the bed sheets so that everyone will think you're still able to get it up?"
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