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A friend of mine (who I am sure wishes to remain nameless) recently went through a very ugly divorce, and while conditions are calm now, if not exactly cordial, occasional sniping still occurs. Today I asked his six-year old son what his mum was planning to do for Halloween, but before the kid could answer, his dad shot in and said, "Probably meeting with the coven, as usual."

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