THE FRANKLIN FACTOR: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
THE RAT RACE: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
THE EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
THE RING RULE: A watched telephone never rings.
THE CREEP CALL: Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
THE FISHING FORECAST: They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish?
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROGNOSIS: Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage.
THE ROPE TRICK: Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
MIND OVER MATTER: No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
THE FAULT FINDER: The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.
THE UNINTENDED RESULT: 1) Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy.
2) Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex.
THE RABBIT RULE: Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.
THE DANGLE DOCTRINE: You can't keep a good man down.
TWAIN'S TRUTH: Familiarity breeds children.
THE FERTILITY FACTOR: Women are only fertile a few days each month...unless they're single.
THE PREPARATION PREDICAMENT: The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.