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You might be a Redneck if [rec.humor.funny]
You might be a Redneck if
bseymour@encore.com (Burch Seymour)
(regional stereotypes, chuckle)
Are you a Redneck? This is by Comedian Jeff Foxworthy, excerpted from
his book "You Might Be a Redneck if..." Published by Longstreet Press
Marietta, Ga.
You might be a Redneck if...
- Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the
wheels off of it.
- Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
- You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.
- Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
- Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
- Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
- You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
- Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
- You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them.
- Your family tree does not fork.
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