Paraphrased from a discussion overheard on German Usenet in group "de.rec.modelle.bahn":

A: "You can do wonderful things in software if you get rid of the
assumption that Windows == Shit."

B: "But likewise you could do wonderful things in hardware if you
got rid of the assumption that Gravity == 9.81 metres per second
squared."

C: "But that's an invalid comparison. You can get rid of the gravity
problem quite easily by a change of location--but do you
think Windows would get any better if you shot it to the moon?"