IT'S PAYBACK TIME
Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes. Here's their revenge:
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet? "
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.