My strong, clever, beautiful wife and I found a set of videos designed to teach German to three-year-olds at a garage sale and decided to give them a try. After Rosie, our three-year-old, had watched both the English-language and German-language versions of the same cartoon a few times, my wife decided to test her comprehension.
-Rosie, what would it mean if I said, "Ich bin stark."?
-It means you're strong, Mama.
-Right! What would it mean if I said, "Ich bin klug."?
-That means you're clever.
-Very good! And what would it mean if I said, "Ich bin schoen."?
-Mama! You have to be beautiful first!