A love-lorn couple were engaged by the question: Is it ok to have sex on the day of Sabbath? (If sex were work, this would be forbidden)
So the man went to the pastor and posed his question. After some thought, the pastor replied that sex was work. Not feeling satisfied with the lack of proper explanation (after all, the pastor was celibate, what could he know about sex?), he approached the vicar, who after pondering the question, agreed with the pastor.
As a last resort, the man approached a rabbi with the same question: Is sex work or play? The rabbi, a man of the world, answered immediately "Son, sex must definitely be play; for if it were work, my wife would have someone else do it for her."
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