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More of the Clinton Digest (Funny Guy)
(smirk to chuckle, sexual, heard it)

And the Clinton jokes keep rolling in.

These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

>From: (Michael McCumber)
>Subject: Suggestion to Clinton

If President Clinton practiced safe, monogamous sex, he wouldn't be worried about aides.

>From: (Alfie Phillips)
>Organization: Motorola, High Perfomance Embedded Systems Division
>Subject: Clarification

I heard that Clinton was on the Conan show and was quoted to say:

"I didn't tell her to lie in the disposition."
"I told her to lay in that position."

>From: (John L. Pearlman)
>Subject: The Washington scene

It occurred to me that for a young woman, taking a job in the White House, these days, could be thought of as joining the "Piece Corps."

>Subject: Clinton sex scandal
>From: (Stephen R. Balzac)

Let's see if I have this straight... people are upset with Clinton for allegedly doing to one person what George Bush and Ronald Reagan did to the entire country. Isn't envy a terrible thing?

>From: jms4@po.CWRU.Edu (James M. Sohr)
>Subject: Self serving policy?

While browsing the White House's web page looking for info about the latest scandal, I knew I had succeeded when I found the following header at the top of the page under the current press releases:

"The White House at Work: Increasing Support for Family Planning"

Ah, well I guess that's one way to put it...

>From: (Dave Calhoun)
>Subject: And the public says...

A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?

94% responded "Never again"

[Heard on KLSY radio in Seattle]

>From: (Neal Gross)
>Subject: Kaczynski

Prosecutors have agreed to spare Ted Kaczynski's life, in exchange for his testimony of having had an affair with President Clinton.

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