Booth- Shot Lincoln in the back of the head.
Monica- Clinton shot her in the face.
Booth- Did his dirty deed on a theatre.
Monica- Did the dirty deed with her theatre coach.
Booth- Tripped, broke his leg.
Monica- Linda Tripp broke her friendship.
Booth- Killed by a religious zealot who had no testicles. (This is true,
look it up!)
Monica- Kenneth Starr
Booth- Died in a barn.
Monica- Big as a barn.
Booth- Mary Todd Lincoln
Monica- Hillary Rodham Clinton (Amazing, no difference!)
Booth- Co-conspirators were hanged straight away.
Monica- A very important co-conspirator is hung crookedly, by all reports.
Booth- Had a moustache.
Monica- Wait ten years, there won't be any difference here either.
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