A man was sitting at the bar during a costume party when someone went up to him and said, "Hey, I thought you were supposed to dress up in something that symbolized your love life?" The man said, "I am." The other guy said, "You look like Abe Lincoln." The man said, "That's right. My last 4 scores were 7 years ago."
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