"France shocked the world with an upset victory against Brazil to win the World Cup. The win came as a shock, because the French traditionally lose on their native soil, i.e. WWI and WWII. French officials attribute the victory to their new strategy, which did not include immediate surrender and collaboration with the enemy. Players did not celebrate by spraying each other with champagne, as per tradition. The team captain explained, "The boys felt it would be too close to showering."
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