I am a swimming trainer. Last week at the pool during a reglar training session with our regular local team in Israel, I noticed very speedy movement in the pool - a young unknown girl overtaking the whole team by a large distance with an easy smooth style. When she came out of the water, I asked her "where are you from and where did you learn to swim so well?" She replied "I am from Russia, but I worked for a year as a call girl in Venice".
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