There were these female siamese twins, one was a nymphomaniac, the other loved to play the saxaphone.
Both of them loved Julio Iglasiases. One day he did a show in their town, they went to the show, snuck in back stage, met Julio, had a few drinks and soon they were back in his hotel room. The nympho had wild sex with Julio while the sister played her saxaphone.
A few years later, one of the sisters read in the paper that Julio was coming back to town, she said to her sister, "Lets go to the show, maybe we can party with Julio again."
Her sister said, "Oh he'll never remember us."
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