This is a true story. While visiting a local junk yard, looking for a part, the owner related this event to me.
A well endowed, scantly dressed young woman came in to the yard one day, looking for a part for her car. A younger, county raised, not to worldly, employe went to help her.
While she was looking over his car parts, he was looking over hers. His eyes were open with wonderment, examining all her pierced body parts. When her eyes returned to his, she found him staring, open mouthed, at her bare midriff, and a large gold ring piercing her navel.
She calmly said, "That's where I hang my air freshener."