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What follows are the better of the jokes I've received regarding the death
of Princess Diana.  They are digested because they are "lesser" jokes which
didn't warrant posting on their own.  If you are even slightly put off at
attempts to poke fun at events such as this, I strongly discourage you
from reading further.

Let me say that again.  If you are even slightly put off at attempts to poke
fun at events such as this, I strongly discourage you from reading further.

And for those of you who will read on despite my warnings and flame me as
a result, let me just say that this was the most distasteful task I've had
as RHF's moderator.  Don't think for one second that I enjoyed it, because
I didn't.

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From: bayer@inetnebr.com (Ken Bayer)
Subject: Princess Di

	Press release from the National Enquirer:

	"Following the gross misconduct of paparazzi at the scene of Princess
Diana's death, we have decided that, after the funeral, we will no longer
be accepting photos of Princess Diana for publication."

[By Matt Standley]

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From: cberast@sk.sympatico.ca (Calvin P. Berast!)
Subject: Too early to be tastefull...

My wife kept complaining that I never took her on vacation, so I decided to
take her to Paris and give her the royal treatment...

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From: blh@texas.net (Brett Hawn)
Subject: Mother Theresa dies

I was sitting at work today when someone said Mother Teresa had died,
without thought I popped off with:

Must be the Catholics trying to one-up the Protestants again...

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From: Niels_U._Harremo#eu#s@europe.notes.pw.com
Subject: Initial reaction to death of Diana

When I saw the headline "Paparazzi hunts Di to death",
my immediate reaction was: "I'll never buy another of his records!"

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From: ER@Rmatsc.RIEM.COM
Subject: Killer Tabloid.

Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death?

The Paris Post.

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From: bentson@grieg.bentson.aa.net (Randolph Bentson)
Subject: First they got Di....

Jerry Adams has denied that the IRA has asked the papparazzi for photos
of the royal family and members of the British parliament.

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From: dave@dogwood.com (Dave Cornejo)
Subject: The Queens Processional

Here in San Francisco, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are
sponsoring a candlelight march in honor of Princess Diana.

So, the Queens are marching for the Princess...

[Original from my wife]

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