A woman walks into a sex shop and asks the clerk "d-d-do y-y-you s-s-s-ell v-v-vibrators?" The clerk replies "yes ma'am". The woman asks "t-t-t-he r-r-r-eally b-b-b-ig o-o-nes?" The clerk replies.........."yes ma'am". The woman asks "t-t-t-he o-o-o-nes w-w-w-ith t-t-t-he t-t-two s-s-speed s-s-witch?" The clerk replies "yes ma'am.....right here". The woman asks" c-c-c-c-can y-y-you t-t-tell m-mm-me h-how t-t-to t-t-t-urn t-t-hem o-o-off"?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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