This came from a posting (I've forgotten where) in another newsgroup... A man went into a cafe. the waitress asked him what he wanted. "A quickie," the man replied. The waitress gave him a dirty look and asked him again. "I want a quickie," the man repeated. The waitress slapped his face and ordered him out. As he was leaving another diner said to him, "I think it`s pronounced quiche."
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