My brother got married this weekend, and I was one of his groomsmen (ushers). He gave us each a small gift, a high-quality small knife (a Gerber Legendary Blade). It came with a little warranty/instruction sheet, on which it had the following instructions: 1) Always keep your tool clean. If it comes in contact with perspiration, salt water, or chemicals, rinse it off with fresh water and treat it with a quality petroleum based lubricant. 2) Keep your knife sharp. A sharp knife will work more efficiently and safely." Yep, this is my tool, this is my knife; one is for cutting, one's for my wife...
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