Here are the better jokes submitted about the recent killing of Gianni Versace. Your mileage may vary - ed. = = = = = = = From: Kmodie@aol.com Subject: Versace I was sent these by my friend Kerry in London, so they might be old ones by now. Enjoy.. How do you tell a Versace shirt ..... five holes - four buttons. He was always a fashion victim. The police have caught the killer, he is pleading not Gaultier. He was shot with a Moschino gun. The killer is at large and is Armanied and dangerous. The police think this wasn't an isolated incident and are still trying to find a pattern for the murders. Apparently he was shot in the face .........not for the first time!!! = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Mike Silverman) Subject: To fight crime, you must think like the criminal? The FBI is reporting that murder suspect Andrew Cunanan might be disguising himself as a woman to elude authorities. Too bad the FBI doesn't have as much expertise in this thing as it used to. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Eric Ewanco) Subject: More befitting certain Miami Beach bars, perhaps I just jumped to Boston Yahoo and discovered a rather, er, curious juxtaposition of ad and news links. In the upper right, beside another ad, I saw the following hypertext: Cunanan Found Dead! Looking for a Date? Fortunately they turned out to be two apparently unrelated links after all.
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