To quote Dave Barry, "I am not making this up." This is a real-life happening involving my mom, whom I will call "Wanda" to spare her any (more) embarrasment. She and her new husband, "Ted", were in Jamaica on their honeymoon. They were walking along the beach, and eventually came to a segment in which most of the patrons were nude. After they had left the area, Wanda asks Ted, "What were those little covers that a lot of the guys had over their penises?" Ted, after fighting back laughter, informed her, "those men haven't been circumsized, dear." "Oh", she said, thoroughly embarrassed, "I though they were to keep them from getting sunburned."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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