(making the rounds at NYU) Q: Why don't they make white M&M's? A: Because they'd enslave the brown M&Ms, steal all the red M&Ms' land, accuse the yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, and complain that the damn coffee M&Ms were taking all their jobs.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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