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How to Maintain a professional attitude (pcf & mlf)
(smirk, sexual)

I promise this really happened:

I was working as a pharmacist intern at a busy retail store when I 
received a phone call from a frantic man, he wanted to know the side 
effects of Maintain.

Maintain is a topical nerve blocker, which temporarily blocks 
sensations, and is used to treat premature ejaculation in men.

I explained to the man that a skin rash is always a possibility, but 
most people have no problem with this product. The man was still upset, 
so I finally asked him if there was a specific problem he was having 
with the product.

He explained that he and his wife had just used the Maintain, and now 
his wife was slurring her words, and unable to control her tongue very 

I told him not to worry.

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