You folks have had a lot of fun lately, picking on Pat Buchanan. Here are the better submissions. For international readers' benefit, Pat Buchanan is an ultra-conservative American Presidential candidate. When reading these, I'm sure you'll sense a particular theme. = = = = = = = From: CoryW82279@aol.com Subject: Pat Buchanon Did you hear that Pat Buchanan's father died in a concentration camp? He fell out of a guard tower. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Philip Verdieck) Subject: Pat Buchanan's Staff CNN reported this afternoon that there was apparently NO truth to the rumor that Pat Buchanan's Campaign staff had been blacklisted from all Sheratons after maids at a Louisiana Sheraton caught them cutting eye holes in their pillowcases & sheets. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (sbabb) Subject: Take my car... Please! I recently saw a "rolling oxymoron:" A car passed me on the highway and from nearly any angle I could see a "Buchanan For President" sticker on the car. It was a Subaru. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Ryan Wilson) Subject: School Uniforms From The Oregonian of Portland, Oregon: Republican presidential candidate Patrick Buchanan has announced he is in favor of mandatory school uniforms: black boots and brown shirts.
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