I was eating out with a couple of my friends, one of whom is on Cal Tech's basketball team, and the topic of Magic Johnson going back to the Lakers came up... My basketball playing friend was concerned about how HIV might be transmitted on the court, while others and myself were trying to explain the unlikeliness of such an event. One of my friends said: "You know what Charles Barkeley said about Magic being back? 'It's not like we're having unprotected sex on the court.'" Immediately the basketball player replied, "Well, not ON the court..."
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