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MBTI Prayers (giggle, inside joke on... MBTI) (Lawrence T. Hardiman)
The Birdsong Company, PO Box 2031, Sunnyvale CA 94087-2031
(smirk, heard it)

The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is a popular psychometric instrument
popularized by Kiersey & Bates in "Please Understand Me". 

The following was emailed to me by a colleague. Those familiar with
MBTI will get a giggle out of it.

[BTW. I'm an ISTJ. ... To the max!]

                    MBTI Types Prayers

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow
      at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them
      ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though
     they're usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some
     help, just ask

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-
      ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you
      mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought,
      I'll settle for a few minutes

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo


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