Last Saturday, I was watching with my wife, my sister, and my brother- in-law when a commercial came on for President Bill Clinton, which said something like: "Bill Clinton has the knowledge and the know-how to get things done. He will reduce the deficit, balance the budget, create jobs, decrease teen pregnancy--" My brother-in-law scoffed: "And just how is he going to decrease teen pregnancy?" To which I replied, "Maybe he'll stop going home to Arkansas."
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