The other day I went into the library office at my school to borrow a three-hole puncher to punch holes in a document that I was going to store in a three ringed binder. I am a known computer geek at my school, and people normally give me a hard time whenever it comes to obtaining access to equipment such as computers, lab equipment, etc... The Librarians in particular mistrust me with their card catalog computers, and other manifestations of high technology in our library. In keeping with this philosophy my request for the hole puncher warrented the following dialog. Me: Can I borrow your three-hole puncher for a minute? Librarian: (Instantly suspicious) What do you want it for? Me: That, combined with Dangerous Knowledge acquired on the internet will allow me to build a bomb and blow up the school. The librarian just sighed and handed me the puncher.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)