I recently purchased some gummy bears from the "bulk candies" section of the local supermarket. As you might expect they were pretty bad, and being the generous sort I am I offered some to my co-worker. He tried one, made a face and said, "These are the worst gummy bears I've ever had! These can't be from Germany; they must be, like, Israeli gummy bears!" I paused for a second, looked at him, and replied, "Shouldn't they be Jujubes then?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)