SNB Washington DC With massive lobbying from the CDC (Committee for Disease Control) Congress passed new legislation today making heterosexual sex illegal. Spokesperson C. Nosrep, of the CDC, said that their research has shown that being born is the major contributing cause of death in the United States. The CDC stated that all known artificial means of birth control is not 100% effective in preventing births. Making heterosexual intercourse illegal would be the only means to insure that people are not born. The CDC estimates if heterosexual intercourse is stopped throughout the world by the year 2000, death among the worlds human population would be wiped out by the year 2090.
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