Below find several recent jokes about American politics. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed. = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Randolph Bentson) Subject: Politics on the bus I overheard the following on the bus today: Passenger: Why is there all this traffic? Driver: The president is coming to town today. Passenger: I'd much rather have Perot visit. Driver: Yeah, there'd be a lot less traffic. = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (George Sakona) Organization: JR3, Inc., Woodland, CA, USA 95776-5913 e-mail: email@example.com Subject: vice-presidential debate Heard this from a local dj on a radio station in Sacramento (paraphrased): After watching the vice-presidential debate last night, Bill Clinton proclaimed it a victory for the democratic party, stating that it went "as smoothly as a silk blouse sliding off the back of a young campaign worker." = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Doug Simpkinson) Subject: I'll be home for Christmas... Heard on the Ronn Owens radio show here in S.F... Who do you think will be home for Christmas first? The troops in Bosnia, or Susan McDougal? = = = = = = = From: Kevin@JobBOSS.com (Kevin A. Remde) Organization: JobBOSS Software, Inc. Subject: Green Thumb >From a Reuter's News article: "Republicans called on the Democrats to return $425,000 in contributions from an Indonesian couple, Arief and Soraya Wiriadinata, with ties to Indonesia's Lippo Group conglomerate, as well as $140,000 raised at a Buddhist temple in California. Arief Wiriadinata worked as a landscaper in Virginia." Anybody know how I can get myself enrolled in one o' them Virginian Landscaping schools?
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