Once upon a time there was a fabulous jewelled city in the clouds. The people who lived there were peaceful, always happy, and got regular checks for prostate cancer. One day, Princess Bubbles, a beautiful young woman who, unbeknownst to anyone except you and I, in a previous life was responsible for the cruel and needless deaths of millions of innocent people, looked down upon the world below and saw a man who captivated her heart instantly. She knew she would not survive without the love of this man and told her father--The King, that she intended to leave the city in the clouds to find him. "You can't do that," The King--her father said. "The world below is full of dangers and no place for a princess like you." Well, one day Princess Bubbles disobeyed her father and journeyed to the world below to seek out her one true love. Instead, she met a pimp, got involved in pornography, and three months later died of a heroin overdose. The moral of this story, boys and girls, is "Karma Sucks!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)