_The Chronicle_, Wednesday, 25th September 1996. (It's the student newspaper here at the University Of St. Andrews.) In an article by Justin Young, p. 7: '...It puts me in mind of a friend of mine (I promise you this is true) who telephoned the university during vacation once and managed to get a recorded message which said "If you would like to leave a message, press '1'. Alternatively, if you would like to donate a body to the university, please press '2'."'
(From the "Rest" of RHF)