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ValueJet quickies (Funny Guy)
(topical, smirk to chuckle, sick, heard it)

[Note - what follows are the best of the recent jokes regarding the crashing
	of a ValueJet airline in the Everglades.  These jokes poke fun at a
	major tragedy.  If such jokes offend you, don't read them - ed.]

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From: (Phillip Burgess)
Subject: ValueJet

Tried calling ValueJet to book a flight...

Couldn't get through.  They must be swamped.

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From: (Michele Tidd)
Subject: In the Everglades

what does one alligator say to the other alligator??

Not bad for airplane food

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From: (Lee Groves)
Subject: classical conditioning

Anyone who owns goldfish knows how they learn to recognize your
approach to the tank that often means feeding time.  Upon seeing this 
last night, I got to wondering:

Will the Crocodiles in the Everglads now start swimming to the
surface every time a jet flys over?

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From: (Greg Smith)
Subject: Careful with that probe - or that syntax.

True quote from TIME news service on Compuserve today. The
ValuJet voice recorder was found:

"Metro-Dade Sgt. Felix Jimenez was wading with eight other divers when his
probe struck the recorder concealed by murky water southeast of where
the DC-9 crashed, killing all 110 aboard."

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Subject: Airline Bits


What are Caucasions, Mexicans, Cubans and Blacks considered in the

The four basic food groups.

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From: (Michael Klingensmith)
Subject: They've Started Already

Y'know, you've got to wonder what the aligators were thinking when that 
jet came down.

    Aligator 1:  HEY! Who ordered the take-out?

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