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Montana Standoff Solutions (Funny Guy)
(topical, smirk, offense=Montanans)

[I asked for it, and you responded.  So without further ado, I give you ]

	The Top Eight Ways to End the Montana Freemen Stand-off

8) Send in Clinton as a negotiator. If he brings them out, we win.
   If he doesn't come out again, we STILL win.

7) Cut off their Usenet news feed.

6) Send them 500 boxes of fudge brownies and.... 1 gallon of milk.

5) Said brownies packaged by Ted Kaczynski.

4) ...and delivered by Timothy McVeigh.

3) Reroute ValueJet flight paths over the targ--err, problem area.

2) Have the Freeman declared as an NFL franchise. After a couple of months,
   they'll move on their own.

1) It's Montana, for crying out loud.  Let the militia men have it.

8) (Frank R. Borger)
7) (Daniel B. Suthers)
6) (Daniel B. Suthers)
5) chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edU
4) ren@rap.ucar.EDU (Ren Tescher)
3) (Michael Britton)
2) Jay Leno, reported by
1) (Rag on a Stick)

Now stop sending me suggestions.

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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