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Missing Scene from Star Wars (Michael Vezie)
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[ watched Star Wars the other night, and got this idea... ]

Part of a scene that was cut from Star Wars has recently surfaced.
It's in the Millenium Falcon, after the escape from the Death Star:

HAN:  Listen, I ain't in this for the revolution, and I ain't in 
        it for you, Princess.  I expect to be well paid.  I'm in 
        it for the money.

LEIA:  If money is what you want, then that's what you'll get.

<Leia finds a checkbook in her pocket, grabs a pen, and starts writing a check>

LEIA:  <somewhat angrily> One million credits enough?!

HAN: <surprised, then recovering> A million?  Uhh..  yeah, that's fine.

LEIA: <finishes writing the check, and practically throws it at Han>  
        There!  There's your reward.  Enjoy it!

HAN: <takes the check, still a bit stunned about the ammount> 
	Ahh, Thanks.  <starts to read the check>

LEIA: <to Luke> I wonder if he really cares about anything. <storms off>
LUKE: <watching her leave> I care...

HAN: Hey, wait a minute - "First National Bank of Alderaan"??!

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