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Unix 'ps -ef', can't kill it

perry@ece.vill.edu (Rick Perry)
(smirk, UNIX)

Students here are hassled by me if they leave jobs running when they log
out.  Recently I received mail from a student who said "I have a 'ps -ef'
running and can't kill it.  The process ID keeps changing.  Please help".

(this must be a Heisenberg uncertainty 'ps', where the act of observing
the system changes its behavior).

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