Below find some Olympic quickies. Some of these jokes involve the bombing incident. If sick jokes don't appeal to you, don't read further. You've been warned - ed. = = = = = = = From: whatis@CERF.NET (....What Is?....) Subject: Popular Olympics t-shirt I'm a novelty t-shirt maker. Yesterday (i.e. far too late to do anything about it), the ultimate t-shirt for the Atlanta Games occurred to me: "If you want to defect, I'm single." = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bob James) Subject: News from Atlanta The newest T-shirt coming out of Atlanta says: "I went to Atlanta looking for gold and all I got was this piece of shrapnel." = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Tony Lima) Subject: OLYMPIAN EVENT Organization: Toad Hall þ High Octane BBS þ 415-595-2427 This morning (7/27) CBS radio sports announced the results of the following event: "women's coxless rowing." I can't be the only one whose immediate reaction was, "Hey! That's redundant!" - Tony = = = = = = = From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dan Duncan) Subject: Olympic bombing So any idea when terrorist bombings will become a real Olympic sport rather than just an exhibition sport? = = = = = = = From: email@example.com (Steve Houle) Subject: Olymic Bomb in the News My roommate, Robert Monk, made this up. (Or rather, made part of it up.) A bomb exploded in busy Olympic Plaza in Atlanta today, killing one and injuring about a hundred. Olympic Plaza is closed as the FBI mounts a major investigation. Pepsi immediately claimed responsibility for the blast. = = = = = = = From: wolk@ccm.UManitoba.CA (Barry Wolk) Subject: Rowing This appeared in our local newspaper, where it is credited to comedian Angus Hamilton. Q: Why isn't Cuba entered in any of the Olympic rowing events? A: Because any Cuban who can row already lives in Florida.
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