This Englishman goes to Australia with his wife, they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks 'look! what is that man doing with that Kangaroo?', the man says 'My God!,, Don't look,,It's disgusting'. Further down the road the wife says 'Look, another one!', and husband says 'Disgusting!,, i shall report this when we get back to the hotel. They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says, 'Look we come here in good faith, to stay in your *5 STAR* hotel and what happens,,, We are driving down the road and we come accross a drover in copulation with a kangaroo,, futher on,, recurence of the same thing,,,, then we get back here only to find a man with one leg,,, *ONE WOODEN LEG*, mastrabating on your steps,,, Well what do you have to say about that!' The manager says 'struth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo!
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