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Speaking in an interview in the UK newspaper 'Independent
on Sunday', psychic claimant Uri Geller described how he
was recruited by the CIA ...

'After about a year, he says, events took a sinister turn.
"I was led to a pig farm, and I was asked to stop the heart
of a pig. I connected immediately that they probably wanted
me to eliminate or assassinate Yuri Andropov, who was the head
of the KGB at the time. That scared the hell out of me,
because it's not proper, it's not ethical. I'm vegetarian!"'

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