The report that George Stephanopoulos is going to Columbia University (possibly to head a Dwarf Studies Department) reminded me of a story that I heard some years ago about Wilt Chamberlain. It seems that Wilt was at a cocktail party and was asked yet again 'How's the weather up there?' by a person of lesser stature. Finally losing patience, Chamberlain inverted his glass over his interlocutor and reported, 'It's raining.'
(From the "Rest" of RHF)